FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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