They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
