So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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