I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
