i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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