in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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