you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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