She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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