people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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