I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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