it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
COCAINE IS GR8
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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