I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how can u be prego again
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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