Everything about him screamed your future.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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