Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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