Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm both gender and math confused
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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