love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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