Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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