I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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