How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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