So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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