we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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