Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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