He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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