At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Congratulations! We have a period
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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