no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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