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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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