So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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