It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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