That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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