only if we run a train.
done.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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