I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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