that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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