How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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