No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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