I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
COCAINE IS GR8
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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