hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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