Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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