you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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