naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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