Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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