Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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