Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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