no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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