What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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