Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So squirting runs in the family.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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