is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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