if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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