this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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