At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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