It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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