Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
