Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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