try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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