Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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