it was like his penis was on wheels.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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